
Prince Albert of Monaco in a "Wizards" t-shirt.
Two notes:
Last season, Andrea had a different pistol.
You will NEVER find a crucifix in a Southern Baptist Church.
Pick your zombie survival kit of choice. Discuss.
"It's like the end of Spartacus. I have seen that movie half a dozen times and I still don't know who the real Spartacus is. And that is what makes that movie a classic whodunit."
--Michael Scott
Long before Chris Pontius and Steve-O were playing Hot Potato with the nests of Africanized Guatemalan Insanity Hornets and before Johnny Knoxville and Ban Margera got the idea to play mumbleypeg blindfolded with a welding torch, the masses were entertained by other men whose shtick was doing harm to other men. AoM has a great primer to those of you who have not watched every episode of Spartacus.
AoM » Man Knowledge: The Men in the Arena–A Primer on Roman Gladiators
"You must admit, it's hard to imagine this place being conducive to anyone's mental health."
—Batman, on Arkham Asylum
I was just watching the last five minutes of an episode of The Big Bang Theory, my first glimpse of the show ever. In the scene, LeVar Burton walks in, and, for a split second, I assumed he was blind.
Just in time for Halloween and the 2012 apocalypse, Zombie Industries is selling life-sized 3D zombie targets that actually bleed when hit by a round.
And for those of us on a tighter budget, they're also selling zombie paper targets.
Usually, when folks suffer the consequences of their bad choices, we say that they are reaping what they have sown. But, in the case of Georgia's Arizona-style immigration law , the state is NOT reaping what it has sown. Millions of dollars worth of what it has sown.
Not since Sherman's Army of The Tennessee dropped in for torch-lit Rape & Pillage™ has Georgia's farmland experienced the kind of ruin recently wrought by the state's legislative locusts.
Get-tough-on-illegal-immigration laws have inadvertently created manpower shortages on farms. The result: produce rots in the vine, and those "Made in America" fruits and vegetables will be replaced with inexpensive imports.
The great irony here is that the same crowd that chants the mantra of "limited government" is the same one that pushed this business-busting legislation through. The man who signed this into law is the same Governor who was smart enough and courageous enough to spearhead an initiative to clear his state's prisons of nonviolent drug offenders, the victims of Georgia's last bone-headed legislative crackdown, to make room for gang-bangers, rapists, and child molesters.
So far the conscription of these criminals into a makeshift Convict Land Army directed to the fields by their parole agents is the only solution the government has tendered to deal with the great migrant farmworker desertion.
Many of these felons don't last a week. These are the same offenders who prefer risking the shivs, shanks, and sodomy of jail to working eight hours a day in a nice air conditioned McDonald's. Yet, for some reason, now they are going to toil from sun-up to sundown under Dixie's infernal sun for a pittance?
h/t 11alive.com
Salt Mummies: Usually found in mausoleums and appearing as bodies wrapped in spider silk in the fashion of mummies the touch of these mummies does not spread mummy rot, but rather drains the moisture from people (saving throw or lose 1d3 points of constitution; one point of constitution can be regained by drinking one gallon of water). Sewn into each mummy is a gold statuette worth 600 gp.
SALT MUMMY: HD 6+4; AC 3 [16]; Atk 1 fist (1d12); Move 6; Save 11; CL/XP 7/600; Special: Desiccate, hit only by magic weapons.
A few weeks ago, we received capital-N Notice that our local water authority has failed to do EPA-mandated testing for little things like lead and fecal matter for at least two years.
But at least it's not flammable.
"I am Shutruk Nahunte, King of Anshand and Sussa, Sovereign of the land of Elam. I destroyed Sippar, took the stele of Niran-Sin, and brought it back to Elam, where I erected it as an offering to my god."
--Shutruk Nahunte -1158 B.C.
synthezoide on deviantART created this masterpiece depicting three of my favorite franchises all blended together in one nifty scene.