Beyonce This!

"Hitting things with a stick is the cornerstone of civilization."
--PJ O'Rourke

LOST's Michael Emerson won the 2009 Emmy Sunday night for Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series ... for his riveting portrayal of Other Benjamin Linus. After Kanye West stole some of the limelight from Taylor Swift at MTV's VMAs the other night, it is a shame that Mr. West did not try to repeat his "performance" as Mr. Emerson was receiving his award.

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Happy Belated 9/9/9

I just found out that 9/9/2009 was "A Day Without Cats" on the internet. It was supposed to be a day when those using the internet could surf the web free from LOL Cats.

Over at Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness, Calvin pointed out the error of these people's ways. In reference to the day-long absence of our God-given early warning system against mummies and cephalopods, he had this to say:

"So live in your mummy infested towns, you cat haters, while I sleep soundly with nary a wrapping or the sound of shuffling to disturb my slumber."
--Calvin