"Here Is Knowledge..."

At shitmydadsays, a twenty-eight-year-old named Justin posts daily nuggets of wisdom from his 73-year-old dad. For example:

"The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside."
11:59 AM Aug 4th from web

"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"
11:28 AM Aug 19th from web

"They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don't."
11:23 AM Aug 17th from web

The man is a frakkin' genius.