There's a thing going around the internet in which you're supposed to name your Celebrity Zombie-Killing Dream Team. At first, I thought it was a trick question, since I find most zombies vastly more likable than most celebrities. I'm not sure whether fictional characters count, so I made two lists. One fictional. One nonfictional.
Fictional Dream Team
James Bond - Master of armed and unarmed combat. A natural survivor.
John Locke - Lost's survivalist-by-birth.
O-ren Ishii - Lucy Liu's character in Kill Bill.
The Comedian from Watchmen - If he can take out a certain former-PT Boat commander with a Mannlicher Carcano from a grassy knoll, I'm sure he can take out a few zeds with no problem.
Lewis from Deliverance - A good archer. Another survivor.
Nonfictional Dream Team
Ted Nugent - He knows guns, knives, and bows, and he plays a mean guitar.
Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden - In addition to being able to lay down vocal tracks for the Nuge, Dickinson is a skilled swordsman and pilot.
Bear Gryllis - The survivalist guy from Man vs. Wild. He could show us how to toast fly larvae using piano wire and a match once the canned food ran out.
John Milius - Director. Producer. Writer. NRA Member. John Goodman's character in The Big Lebowski (Walter Sobchak) was based on Milius.
Giada de Laurentis - We'd need a cook, and she looks a lot better than Anthony Bourdain.