Friday, August 21, 2009

"Here Is Knowledge..."

At shitmydadsays, a twenty-eight-year-old named Justin posts daily nuggets of wisdom from his 73-year-old dad. For example:
"The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside."
11:59 AM Aug 4th from web

"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"
11:28 AM Aug 19th from web

"They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don't."
11:23 AM Aug 17th from web

The man is a frakkin' genius.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Director John Hughes, Dead at 59

Whenever asked what my favorite movie is, the short answer is always "the films of the two Johns -- John Milius and John Hughes."